Friday, October 25, 2013

Motoclassica - Aventadors

The drop top with matt black paint!

MotoClassica - 1974 Alfa Montreal

MotoClassica - Bentley

Motoclassica - exhibition Hall

MotoClassica - Morgan Aero 8

It shared headlights with the new Mini.

MotoClassica - Corvette

Motoclassica - Lambos

MotoClassica - Ferrari 599

Motoclassica - Gallardo

Motto classics - Aston

MotoClassics - McLaren

Friday, February 8, 2013

Mary Christmas - A Visitation

QCar is a very privileged car club.
Once a year a miracle happens.
 Out of nowhere at our end of year party Mary Christmas visits.
No other gathering worldwide has such a visit. We are very blessed to have Mary visit us. One of the lovely things that happens when Mary visits is that she gives everyone of those assembled for her visitation a present.
 These presents are graciously accepted by Mary's adoring onlookers. Below is a pictorial remembrance of Mary's December 2012 visitation.
Yea and verily praise be to Mary ...


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Acolyte Brian of the penis headed reindeer sect awaits Mary's orders to give Brendon (who has been a very good boy this year) his gift
Generous acts of love are inspired by Mary














Edible body candy - Mary supplies the right present for just the right deviant  person
"All I want for Christmas Mary is for the French to restart the manufacture of the pre-war version of the Traction Avant ... oh and can I have a Presidential Citroen DS - De Gaules' will do and ..." 
"And have you been a good boy Terry?" Mary Christmas asks.
"I have to be," Terry answers. "I am married to a former police officer."
"No the schnapps is for me Mary Christmas."
"I hate to tell you this acolyte but one is a bit limp while the other is clearly erect!"
"Did I ever tell you the story about the shale schist in the Moomba Aquifer region Mary Christmas?"
"I wanna a tram and a train and a tram and a train and a tram and a train and a tram and a train a tram and a train and a tram and a train and a tram and a train and a tram and a traina tram and a train and a tram and a train and a tram and a train and a tram and a traina tram and a train and a tram and a train and a tram and a train and a tram and a traina tram and a train and a tram and a train and a tram and a train and a tram and a traina tram and a train and a tram and a train and a tram and a train and a tram and a traina tram and a train and a tram and a train and a tram and a train and a tram and a traina tram and a train and a tram and a train and a tram and a train and a tram and a traina tram and a train and a tram and a train and a tram and a train and a tram and a traina tram and a train and a tram and a train and a tram and a train and a tram and a traina tram and a train and a tram and a train and a tram and a train and a tram and a traina tram and a train and a tram and a train and a tram and a train and a tram and a traina tram and a train and a tram and a train and a tram and a train and a tram and a traina tram and a train and a tram and a train and a tram and a train and a tram and a train ..."
Cracked ribs - all in a day's work for Mary. Such a trooper.
This present giving is hilarious. I has only taken 7 hours and 45 minutes so far. That really beats the two days and the throat slitting of  a sacrificial camel in 2011 ...." 
Robyn's wish was granted and miraculously all her tops were changed to Barbie pink.
The look in their eyes - they adore Mary - there's something about her. (Get it - old-ish movie reference.)
Shaking on the wager. "Yep, 10 to 1 Brian that inside is a black leather  and metal studded bear suit."
"But Mary I've been good.  I have!"
"Boys who have been good deserve a reward," Mary said. "How about 50 lashes?"
"Yes, I am Mary Christmas and this beard is real."
"Sorry Malcolm. You've been a bad boy this year. So I'll see you at my place in 10."
"Ah here it is," Mary said. "With my x-ray vision I can tell it's  white lacy crotchless undies, suspenders and stockings. Who would have thought that was the standard uniform for joining QCar?